Two men and a woman step inside the
residence of the mayor of Amsterdam. The mayor welcomes them, "Welcome,
gentlemen."
The newcomers shake hands with their
host. "Thank you. Thank you."
The mayor assigns them seats and the
guests sit down. The woman is the first to speak. "The matter is
complicated. But don’t worry; we’ll turn a blind eye."
The Mayor smiles benevolently.
"That of course is in your interest, Madam Minister."
"In the interest of the whole
country," says the chief commissioner of the Amsterdam police.
"Of course," nods the
chief public prosecutor.
"To be honest, I feel sorry for
him," says the mayor.
"If you ask me, he's
crazy," says the chief.
"Gentlemen, if we do not silence
him in time, I'm afraid that we cannot prevent a bloodbath. The Muslims in
Amsterdam are bitter," says the mayor.
"Not only in Amsterdam but in
the Netherlands they are furious," explains the Minister of Immigration
and Naturalization.
"That is good for your party.
Then you have a reason to dislodge all Muslims from our beloved homeland.”
"That's not true. This harms
all parties. Don’t you think so?" she says to defend herself.
“Right, we have no alternative,"
the mayor adds.
"Okay, gentlemen, but what if
it the word gets out that we all knew about this in advance?"
"This is not going to leak. The
Muslims will dismiss this as an act of a fanatic," the mayor replies confidently.
"Are you sure?"
"Don’t worry."
*
In the residence of the governor of
Amsterdam, the whole conversation taking place in the mansion of the mayor is
followed by the Governor and the Director of the General Intelligence Service;
this service placed during a renovation of the building secret microphones in
every room.
"Jewish bacon cunt," says the
Director of the General Intelligence Service angrily.
The governor looks at him. "What the hell is that?" he asks.
"That’s how we call Jews, the Jews
that eat bacon."
"But does the mayor eat bacon?"
"No offense, but he eats shit. I didn't literally mean bacon."
The governor coughs in his fist. "Hm.
Hmmm. I see. You mean it figuratively."
"Yes! What a hypocrite!"
“Politics is, as you know, a very dirty
business.”
"Unfortunately."
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